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InTheBreadLine |
May 21, 2009 01:17 pm |
Where was this advice when I took out the loans?
ÂGood morning. IÂd like to start by noting, youÂre all f***ed. The MarketÂs going to 6000 this summer, unemployment is headed to twenty percent and I think thereÂs a good chance weÂre going to see widespread rioting in the streets before this thing is over. Mutant armies irradiated with dirty bomb fallout, dogs and cats living togetherÂ
everything but the Rapture. My advice is buy a gun. Something automatic. And get some big dogs. YouÂll need them to guard the compound. The good news is you wonÂt have to pay back those student loans. The bad news is youÂll have to turn tricks for Spam, candy corn and toilet paper, our new forms of currency. I know, I knowÂ
How bleak. But you can always look on the bright side. Speaking in the Confucian sense, youÂre as wealthy as one can be. These are indeed interesting years. HereÂs to surviving them.Â
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